It seemed like a good idea at the time: Have Tiger Woods lend some star power to a crossover vehicle mockup by Buick. But when the photo hit the blogosphere, wise guys were ready to pounce.

A snarky caption contest probably was not what Buick had in mind last week when it sent around a photograph of its celebrity spokesman, Tiger Woods , with a new crossover vehicle called the Enclave. The picture, at right, was meant as a teaser for Mr. Woods's appearance with General Motors ' chief executive, Rick Wagoner, in November at the Los Angeles auto show.

But the writers at Jalopnik.com , a Web site that regularly mocks the car companies, could not resist spicing things up a little. They asked readers to submit their own ideas, then put them to a vote.

EXECUTIVE PRENUPTIAL When beginning any relationship with Ronald O. Perelman , personal or professional, it may be wise to get everything in writing beforehand. Mr. Perelman — whose divorce from his fourth wife, the actress Ellen Barkin, was final on Valentine's Day — fired yet another chief executive from Revlon last week and named a new one, the fourth chief in six years.

But Jack L. Stahl, the latest ex-C.E.O., lined up a nice severance package before he signed on in 2002. In addition to being obligated to pay him for another three years, at $1.3 million annually, Revlon will forgive a $1.8 million loan it made to him to pay taxes on the one million shares of stock it gave him when he arrived. It will also forgive a $2 million mortgage it gave him when he moved to Manhattan from Atlanta.

The package is capped at $6 million, a company spokesman noted, but Mr. Stahl's stock awards will continue to vest. And while Mr. Stahl is only 53, he has also been promised an annual pension of $166,666 from Revlon once he retires.

FILM SCORE Forget stock-picking. Anyone can do that. The true test of Wall Streeters' mettle is if they can forecast something really important, like what films will be the summer's big winners, and how they will rank. To gauge this essential talent, Thomas Weisel Partners has its Summer Blockbuster Movie Sweepstakes.

In last place, and out of prize contention anyway, was Jessica Moshofsky of Thomas Weisel, whose list included films like “The Puffy Chair” and whose score was zero.

TEEN DREAM Liz Claiborne Inc. will bid goodbye to its chairman and chief executive, Paul R. Charron, 64, with more than a gold watch when he retires later this year. To honor his work on the company's campaign against abusive teenage relationships, Liz Claiborne is setting up a nationwide hot line for adolescents.

It will give $1 million to fund the service, to be run by the National Domestic Violence Hotline in Austin, Tex. The company has long supported education on teenage dating violence, including developing a curriculum that is in use in 450 schools.

POLICE BLOTTER In the move to improve corporate governance, companies have been adding deans of business schools to their boards. But that idea may have backfired on the Developers Diversified Realty Corporation , a property manager in Beachwood, Ohio.

Last weekend, the chairman of the company's governance committee, Mohsen Anvari, 57, was arrested in a hotel a half-mile from its headquarters and charged with complicity to possess drugs, a felony. Mr. Anvari was visiting from California, where he was the dean of the business school at the University of San Diego.

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