Thank you, darling. I always get a laugh from your questions. Since I began the Dale e-Show, all you recordonline heads have been great big bundles of joy. Big hugs and Katie Couric kisses to you all.

Hi, I'm Meg I have had a few experiences with internet dating. I'm 21, I know I am young but I have a very time demanding job. There is no time to meet anyone with my work hours. Anyhoo... I had two long term relationships with internet dating but I have also had some horror stories. One in fact I drove about an hour and a half to meet what I thought was a really nice guy. He took me to Wendy's. (wow, he knows how to impress a lady) We argued the whole time. It was terrible and the picture he had on his profile was from 6 years prior- before he totaled about 400 lbs. I wish that more people were up front and honest but the truth is they aren't. I am still single and have (for the most part) given up on dating until I find someone who fits into what I need as opposed to me changing for them. So I guess my best advice for people trying internet dating, don't settle. Don't say I guess this is good enough, because it won't be.

By the way, some internet relationships work. I set my father up on Cupid and he met my step mother, and now I have an 8 month old sister and I couldn't be happier.

When I wrote about a man in a dog walking group who refused to scoop up his pooch's poop, I suggested the group give too-good-for-scooping Sam the old heave-ho. Reader J Goldman threw in his own suggestion.

Dale, I agree. Sam has a s----y attitude. Probaby the way to get him to stop, however is for the rest of the group to go over to his house for a cup of coffee, walk into the living room, pull down their pants and ...

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